for Mike Madonick
On the recommendation of a colleague of mine, who says my work lacks variety, I am going to attempt to describe, of all things, a jar of mayonnaise. In his opinion a more varied story will arise from this exercise. I have my doubts, but we shall see.
To begin with, the jar is made of clear glass. At least I believe it’s clear; since the jar is full, the glass may only appear to