Miss Spam Maps of Vegas
I was a waitress. Waitressing is honest. I didn’t
want to work for the "World Famous Mustang Ranch." Didn’t want to
"pull down" $50,000 yearly for letting men "pull down" on
me. Pull me down. Luke was my husband. He should of known that. But Luke kept
trying to get me to "use my tips to enlarge my tits." Luke said they’d
hire me for Mustang II and let me "work my way up" to the main house.
Luke was crude. Once I found out how crude, I didn’t want children either.
I remember the exact moment I knew I was
leaving Luke.
Luke stayed out all night drinking and playing
keno. He’d lost his bouncer job. Reno was trying to tone up. Luke, like me,
looked cheap but didn’t know it. I was working on not looking cheap. I think
it has to do with education. Not always. I discovered that Mr. Benny Binion
couldn’t read or write but was smart enough to go in with Mr. Nick the Greek
and let Binion’s Horseshoe become the home of the World Series in Poker.
Educated people may not be all that smarter, but they look smarter. Or they’re
"over the top" and look like Mr. Einstein. It’s like the difference
between Area 51 and Area 58 outside Vegas. All the educated are aliens to the
rest of us, but the Mr. Einsteins move into a world of their own—Area 58. The
rest of us go nuts thinking about their possibilities.
But I was telling you about the exact moment I
knew I was leaving Luke.
I opened up for Whitey at 5:30 A.M. Luke got
home around 4:30. Expected me to make him breakfast. Half a can of fried Spam
with four over-easy eggs. Exactly
half
a can. The least bit of brown on the white, and I had to throw the eggs out and
start over. If the yellows didn’t "shake like the tits on a real
showgirl," I had to throw the eggs out and start over. When I tried out
that old joke with albumen as the punch word, he knocked me half way across the
room. Luke always does or did everything by halves. Anyhow, after that, we didn’t
talk at all from the time he got home until I left for Whitey’s. Luke was
right about one thing. I was trying hard to get above my raising. Really hard. I
read and stayed in the library as much as I could and hid my books from Luke.
The morning I knew it was time to go, Luke was
lifting the eggs with his fork, looking all under the lacy "albumen"
for brown spots. I just knew the yellow was going to give way and run, which was
just as bad as far as having to throw the whole mess out and start over. Anyhow,
once Luke was satisfied his eggs were perfect, he stabbed each one to make four
yellow rivers. Do you know how that made me feel?
Wonder why there isn’t a more sophisticated
name for egg yellows than "yolk"? What I was with Luke was
"yoked." "Yoked" to Luke the Loser. Why couldn’t I run? I’d
thought that question many times before, but that morning there was an answer.
Suddenly, the four yellow rivers became a gold strike. It was like the remains
of the Comstock lode silver mine I’ve since been to see at Old Nevada and
Bonnie Springs Ranch. I had a tin-type made there and pretended I was four
golden rivers chasing after and piling right over the top of Luke Fallon.
That morning, over Luke’s shoulder, I focused
on the Spam can. I swear it was winking at me. Like Las Vegas neon. I knew
better, but I saw the letters on that Las-Vegas-neon Spam can dance backwards.
M-A-P-S. Spam was "maps." If Spam could be "maps," I could
be out of there.
If
Spam-equals-maps
wasn’t some kind of answer, I made it one. I didn’t say a word to Luke. As
per usual. I left my clothes, took my secret savings, and worked my shift. When
Whitey got in about eleven, I sat down in his booth with him and told him. I’d
been with him over five years, and he wasn’t happy, but happy for me. He didn’t
know Luke personally, but he knew Luke types. He told me I didn’t have to ask
when I asked him not to tell Luke anything when he came asking.
When I got off, I returned my library books,
which I mostly kept at work to keep Luke from destroying them, and went to Las
Vegas. I hired a friend of a friend-many-times-removed to drive me in case Luke
tried to trace me. "Maps" had glowed like Las Vegas neon. Besides,
Luke would think I’d get as far away as I could. Probably all the way back to
Tennessee. He thought I hated Reno, Mustang, Storey County, and all things
Nevadan because I didn’t want to be an "independent contractor" for
the Mustang. Actually, I liked the way it supported people who had trouble
finding support, and I admire Mr. Joe Conforte and Commissioner Shirley Colletti.
Vegas had another appeal for me. I’d read up
on it some even before what-Spam-equals and saw it as some kind of, like, poor
man’s education. I know that sounds stupid, but the Vegas people put all that
glitter out there to attract people, and it kind of blinds a lot of us to what
else is going on. I don’t mean just that it kind of brings the whole world and
lays it at your feet. Which it does do. Yes, in a way that may be tacky. But it—well,
let me see if I can explain how I feel about it. Since I’ve been in Vegas, I’ve
seen Forever Plaid
at the Flamingo Hilton, and that group it’s about come back from the dead
because of this sort of break in the ozone layer. Well, it seems to me there’s
an ozone layer separating the educated from the uneducated, but that Vegas is
this kind of break in the ozone layer that lets the uneducated, if they want to,
get a look at the world of the educated. And I wanted to. You’ll laugh at the
kind of examples I’m thinking of, but that’s OK. Once I knew what I was
after, nobody could laugh me out of it. I’m thinking of the
"Pair-O-Dice" Club. "MADhattan" at New York New York. Mr.
Cook E. Jarr performing regularly at the Continental. The whole Holy Cow, where
the slots are "Moolah." Even the "Pornocopia of Sex." The
Let It Ride High Roller at the Stratosphere, which is the world’s highest
roller coaster. The "shoe" equals box in baccarat.
EFX
at the MGM Grand, which I explained to my followers. Their big production is
named that because it’s just dazzling with special effects, which EFX is movie
industry talk for. Understand, I’ve learned most of this stuff since I left
Reno for Vegas. Anyhow, I’m thinking of the "Caviartorium" and
"Snackus Maximus" at Caesars Palace. The educated nowadays call it
"cheesy" and "kitsch," but it makes a higher world
"accessible." No, Vegas isn’t just gambling, magic shows,
impersonators, rock stars, star stars, stars lending their names to places,
comedians, prime rib, shrimp, buffets, and sex. You
do
know the Flamingo Hilton takes dogs from the pound and trains them to perform?
The Rockettes are there, too, and they’re always referred to as
"wholesome." And Vegas single-handedly preserves the history of
ventriloquism right back to the Greeks and the Witch of Endor.
Nobody in Vegas liked
Showgirls,
which made us look like a bunch of lap dancers and lap-dance-fanciers, but I
thought when Nomi Malone learned she’d mispronounced "Versace" was
one of the saddest-greatest things imaginable. I’ve thought a lot about that
moment. Enough to realize that "lap" is "pal." Vegas is full
of Spam-is-maps-type-things. Like, underneath the razzle-dazzle, it’s just
calling you to words. And words just send you higher or deeper. If you let them.
Why, I could be as blind as Luke, I soon discovered. I hated keno because Luke
played it. It wasn’t until I got to (and into)
Vegas that I discovered keno was Chinese, helped pay for the Great Wall, came to
us with the Chinese railroad workers, and has yin and yang halves. From there I
went on to the Dragon Noodle Co. in the Monte Carlo being designed by Feng Shui
principles.
I found out "Pamplemouse" means
"grapefruit." Mr. Bobby Darin named that restaurant. Mr. Wayne Newton,
among other notables, eats there, and Mr. Darin helped Mr. Newton get started
(and Mr. Newton may have helped Luke find me. But all that was to come.)
Whitey called his friend Mr. Cohen here in
Vegas about me. At the Center Strip Inn. In exchange for running the graveyard
shift, I got a pretty good salary and a room and bath out back. I figured I
could either kill the cooking smell or adapt. I did both. I used vanilla like
they say the Mirage mixes with the oxygen it blows in to keep the gamblers from
feeling tired. The phone was in the restaurant’s name. If Luke was looking for
me, he wouldn’t have an easy time of it.
I picked my new name on the drive from Reno. My
friend’s friend, the driver, was interested in the radio, so we didn’t talk.
Besides, I’ve always liked to think over music. The name I picked was
"Sal Sagev." As in Spam-equals-maps. Since I didn’t want to be too
obvious, I was "Sally (‘Sal’) Sagev." I could tell when people
tumbled by the happiness in their voice—"You’re ‘Sal’ Sagev in my
book, Girl!"—which really didn’t happen too much until things started
at the PO. Eventually, I thought to tell them I would always be a lass at a
"Las" for words. I had to spell it for most of them or write it out on
their napkins.
I made my way to the main library before I
prettied up my new room. I had dreams about getting a degree, at least from a
community college, but I was twenty-nine going on thirty. It didn’t seem
realistic. No, what I wanted was something respectable
and
upward-looking. I was a good waitress, but I just didn’t like the tone of
"She gives good service" and its on-the-side smirks. Besides, most
customers looked at you funny and sidled away to another waitress if you even
hinted you read. I could get away with Mr. Stephen King, especially after his
accident, and Mr. Thomas Harris and speculating on whether Sir Hopkins would
play Dr. Lecter and Miss Foster Clarice Starling when
Hannibal
was made into a movie, but I got looked at funny if I forgot and said words like
"Miss Jane Austen’s Emma."
Though heads did turn when I pointed out that Mason placed his call about Dr.
Lecter’s kidnapping through a "legitimate" Vegas sports book
switchboard. I did, when I became known, explain about Dead Poet Books to keep
people from confusing it with The Dead Poets’ Society but still didn’t tell
many I went to the Enigma Café and Café Espresso Roma, where all the UNLV
students hang out, for the poetry readings when I could. I did send people
interested in Gothic-Vampire to the Café Copioh and The Wet Stop, which also
has Vegas’s only live reggae.
One of my regulars was a walking postman in
those cute shorts. He was recently divorced and on the prowl, but I liked him
because he tried too hard to make people like him. He was after everybody’s
favorite bubble gum waitress, but she was waiting to become a showgirl and wasn’t
about to be "roped in." She was close-mouthed about where she’d run
off from but talked about the latest shows and everything going on Downtown and
on the Strip, and I appreciated the education. Anyhow, when "Angel"
didn’t respond, Walt started spending most of his in-restaurant-time talking
to me.
Walt gave me the idea of becoming a
"Federal employee of the PO," but he didn’t like it much when I
joked about a "hazard bonus" for all the danger from disgruntled
former postal employees. At first, I meant to walk a beat like Walt, though the
idea of the shorts bothered me some. After Luke, I didn’t want to give the
appearance of anything remotely "showgirly." Not that the shorts of
the PO weren’t perfectly respectable.
Walt wasn’t the only thing that settled me on
postofficetry. He told me I might not have a chance because I was female but not
Black, Hispanic, or Native American. He said he knew the tarot-card reader at
The Beach who could probably create some Paiute ancestors for me, but I thought
if the PO was all that liberal, it would be liberal to me, too. Besides, if I
went that route, I would have been descended from the Anasazi.
To find out about the postal service, I learned
to use the computers at the library. When I punched in "post office"
on Yahoo and got too much in return, my eye lighted in passing on Miss Eudora
Welty’s "Why I Live at the P.O." Not that I would ever be Sister,
but the story seemed to be another "map." If you see what I mean. Not
that I would ever link Miss Welty and Spam.
I studied hard and passed my test for running
the postal machine and all the rest of the tests and was put to work in the back
of a branch PO. And sure enough, the PO’s liberalness was another map. (It is
not responsible for all that stuff on the Internet about charging postal rates
for e-mail.) My branch didn’t have any Hispanics working out front, and the
ones in the back couldn’t speak English. I don’t claim to
know
Spanish, but I’d learned some from my customers in Reno and now Vegas. I
always try to strike up a meaningful
conversation with my clients, so I’d picked up a tad. I just love it. It
purely sings. Even when Hispanics are mad about something, you can’t get mad
at them because it sounds like they’re singing to you. And not just huevos
rancheros and things like that. I’d learned about "comal" grills and
"caqzuela" ovens at the Coyote Café, where I also fell in love with
Mr. Kit Carson’s etched glass with the coyote and horse eating at the
restaurant and with that "Painted Soup," which seemed to go with
"Painted Desert."
Walt knew several people working at my PO, and
he told them I knew a lot more Spanish than I did, but I, when approached, did
agree to try, and my efforts seemed appreciated. I don’t want to be immodest,
but people seem to take to me. I mean, I don’t think I’m threatening. I
never want to be like what I ran away from back home or ran into running away
from home. (Meaning Luke). So I try to be pleasant and nice to everybody who
passes by.
It all just sort of happened. I went to work
out front near Christmas, and people just dragged in like Christmas was an even
bigger burden than usual. I kept looking at them until I got to feeling about as
low as a junkyard dog locked in a 4 x 4 junkyard. I wasn’t going to have it. I’d
gotten maps out of Spam, and I refused to embrace the lowdown’s. So, not being
very original or anything, I started to sing. I sing sort of like a Fourth
Tenor. For a girl, I mean. It was pretty funny. I’d like to have a beautiful
voice like Miss Streisand or Miss Buffy St. Marie, but if what I had lifted
people a little bit, that was maps-from-Spam, too. So I’d sing "Grandma
Got Run Over by a Reindeer!" or "I want a Hippopotamus For
Christmas," but I didn’t forget I was there to serve Hispanics and others
with similar needs (as I could), so I added to my repertoire. Like "Feliz
Navidad" and "Tish Hinojosa." The more people liked it, the more
I did it. Which is about par for human psychology. (The class I was taking at
the time was Intro to Psychology.)
We had a big sign in the PO promising no more
than a three-minute wait, and we made people line up and wait until they were
called up to our windows. But the closer we got to Christmas, the more people we
had and the longer they had to stand in line. They got crankier, and so did we.
When our manager took down the sign, the people in line started snarling. They
were ripping a roar in short order. I finished my customer and, without
thinking, called out: "Next, please, but only nice people. Un-nice people,
go on to someone else." And suddenly, I wasn’t just the "Singing
Lady at the PO" but a Vegas phenomenon. A small one anyhow. People tried to
change places in line to come to my window. If I didn’t offer them some snatch
of song or some smartlip tidbit, they’d ask me a question. I was getting
worried I wouldn’t have the answer. For the most part, they weren’t wanting
another Miss Landers or her sister or Dr. Ruth or Miss Oprah. They just wanted
somebody to tell them something straight and simple. Like about the bear claws
at Benninger’s. Krispy Kreme Donuts (the only ones west of the Mississippi).
Mrs. Zelma Wynn’s bread pudding on the Golden Nugget Buffet. That we should
never forget that Mr. Chin, of Chin’s, created Strawberry Chicken, no matter
who claimed it. That the Lady Luck Casino Hotel has a multilingual front desk.
That was the one thing I could be, I thought. Straight and simple. But I worked
hard at it. And as we went along, others helped me. How else would I know to
pass along as the restaurants for locals the Sand Dollar Blues Lounge, Shalimar,
Toto’s, Viva Mercados (even if does use canola), Liberty Café at the Blue
Castle Pharmacy, the Algiers Restaurant and Lounge, the Steak House in Circus
Circus and so on before they were voted favorites in the
Las
Vegas Review? Walt the Walking Postman
told me, for example, that you could get an instant urinalysis from the urinals
in the Hilton. The dealers, floor girls, restaurant workers, people connected
with the shows, etc. who became friends with me and Walt passed on things the
regular tourist writer-uppers didn’t know or care about. Like The Sahara was
the only Strip casino where you could play pan. Like The Riviera was one of the
few casinos that offered sic bo. People knew I was into Chinese.
Nevada was my adopted state, and I knew just
about nothing about Las Vegas until I studied up on it. But I soon found out the
locals didn’t either. I guess they felt like Sin City belonged to the tourists
and they baby-sat it. Which, if you think about it, is a bad way to be about
where you’re supposed to be rooted.
That was one reason I kept on at the
restaurant. Good waitresses are the closest humans to fish. They have these sort
of banks of fish gills, and information is constantly being taken in through
them and being let back out. If you listen, and good waitresses listen, you hear
more than a little. All these people who come in together over and over are fish
schools, and they introduce you to what’s going on in their territory. Then
all these random strangers come swimming through Las Vegas from places all over
the world, and you listen to what’s going on in their fish schools, too. Well,
you have to develop a sense of what to keep or throw back, what to let through
your net. I wasn’t setting myself up as any kind of Great Queen Neptune. I
just happened to be where people talk and the kind of person people talk to or
don’t mind talking in front of.
And then there I was at the PO. It’s like
the
information center. Or used to be before the Web. But a lot of people, like the
regular citizens of Vegas, weren’t into computers. And there I was. Another
version of Spam-into-maps. It fell to me to reconcile the locals to the
so-called "hyperreal" world the tourists took for granted. If you’re
New York, Rome, Egypt, Italy, Venice, Monte Carlo, Burma, Mandalay, San
Francisco, New Orleans, a volcano, water and fire shows, a rain forest, Treasure
Island, Camelot, a circus, and on and on, how can you be Vegas? Or, what is
Vegas? If you’ve come from "Gass" Ranch and you’re noise, neon,
Glitter Gulch, Sin with a capital letter, The Atom Bomb, Gangsters, Movie Stars,
Boulder Dam that gets renamed Hoover Dam and then back-names some more, your
destiny is linked with the rise and fall and mostly rise of gambling, and you’re
the Eighth Wonder of the World, what is Vegas? If you’re the only city in the
United States and probably the world that has to publish the phone book twice a
year, what is Vegas? If you’re named "The Meadows" and you’re
concrete, strip, Strip, and stripping and your fake Manhattan skyline and New
York casino are worse because they’re made out of that Dryvit that’s driving
people crazy, what is Vegas?
So, I kept boning up. And trying to share. I
grew into a sort of poor person’s version of Mr. Anthony Curtis, the great
guru of gambling who writes the monthly newsletter called the
Las
Vegas Advisor. Not that Mr. Curtis
doesn’t tell you about bargains in food and shows and such, but he’s still
mostly for the tourist set. The ordinary people seemed to like me. Not the PO
big wigs, of course. They wanted to shut me up as an embarrassment. People
wouldn’t have it. Eventually, I was rotated to the Big Time—the PO behind
the Stardust Hotel at 3100 Industrial Road. Caesars Palace keeps trying to get
me moved to the one in their Forum Shops, but UPS and Fed Ex are giving the PO
such fits, it seems like I should stay.
I kept looking to do something meaningful for
the people. Or animals. Take Sidney, that big grouper people liked to watch at
the Mirage. It was before my time when he got moved to the Long Beach Aquarium,
but I like to think I’d of been one of them demanding he was too big for the
Mirage tank. Meantime, my customers at Mr. Cohen’s and the PO seemed to think
I gave good S&S. That’s "simple and straight" irregardless of
what Luke would think.
I certainly never expected to get into Madame
Tussaud’s. They won’t even let in Mr. Tony Orlando, except for his ole oak
tree and yellow ribbon, but that’s because he had a falling out with Mr.
Newton over money. He ought to of known better. Mr. Newton got his start in the
Carousel Showroom of Sam Boyd’s Fremont Hotel & Casino. They don’t call
him the "King of Las Vegas" for nothing. There’s a boulevard named
for him. Why he’s had more standing ovations than any other entertainer in the
world! The real "King" didn’t go over all that well here at first,
though he made up for it by marrying Miss Priscilla Beaulieu at the Aladdin,
which was later imploded. No relation. But he had a fabulous come-back and went
on to perform ten years at the Las Vegas Hilton, which still has one of his
famous sequined jumpsuits, and Col. Tom Parker’s memorial service was held
there, too. But the Vegas lights didn’t go off for Mr. Presley. They did for
President Kennedy, Dr. Martin Luther King, and Rat Packers Sammy Davis, Dean
Martin, and Frank Sinatra. Will they for Mr. Newton when his time comes?
They put me in "Madame Tussaud’s,
Too," along with Mr. Orlando’s tree and ribbon. Though, if I’m any
judge, Miss Tussaud got my hair from Serge’s Showgirl Wigs and not from its
outlet, which I certainly appreciated and wouldn’t of expected. Even if it was
sort of like Luke wanting me to start in Mustang
II,
I never imagined he’d come to Vegas or go there and recognize me. I’d been
gone from Reno almost eight years.
Afterwards, I called Whitey, who graciously did
some checking for me. The scuttlebutt was Luke’d gotten into money troubles
and split. Why Vegas I can’t imagine. But then I’d picked it so maybe we
were more alike than I wanted to believe. Anyhow he’d come to Vegas and maybe
was just being a tourist for awhile. Mr. Newton was the star for Madame Tussaud’s
opening, and Luke had always had a soft spot for him singing "Red Roses for
a Blue Lady." He went, and I guess he must of wandered into Madame Tussaud’s,
Too and found me as "Miss Spam Maps of Vegas." I’d been in the
papers a number of times, always careful not to let reporters get a full-on
face. Luke didn’t read papers and wasn’t likely to know me un-cheap and
post-office-uniformed.
I guess Luke took it as a mission to find me
when he found my likeness in Madame Tussaud’s, Too. By then, I had moved out
of Mr. Cohen’s into a house Walt and me had bought in Henderson. We wanted to
be married, but I’d had to tell him the truth about being married to Luke. He
wanted me to file for divorce, but I knew Luke was cotton-mouth-mean and would
of worried us to death or tried to make Walt pay him to give me a divorce. And
Walt would of. He’s that nice and that
wanting-everything-to-work-right-for-everybody-or-as-many-as-possible.
But everybody knew about me and the PO even if
they didn’t know my real name, and Luke showed up there. Fortunately, I was
off that day. Fortunately for me at least. Not so fortunately for Luke. The
wrong people heard about him asking around. I might of been able to talk some
sense into Luke, though Walt says I couldn’t have.
Luke appeared suddenly and disappeared
suddenly. The word about him appearing got to Walt and from Walt to me. I waited
for him to show up. To bring me down. Nothing happened. Walt insisted we go, as
usual, to the Celebrity Deli the next Saturday evening. A lot of the old-timers
hung out there, and there was a lot of tale-swapping about bosses in general and
pit bosses in particular and about the good old days of Mr. Bugsy and Mr.
Hughes. That night, I could tell they all knew about me and Luke. For one thing,
one of the waitresses, who were all pretty much middle-aged here, brought me a
red rose. It scared me, actually. It wasn’t just that the only place in town
where women got a rose was Hugo’s Cellar. It was that it was a red rose and I
was a blue lady. Who knew what?
What had happened to Luke? I had nightmares
about the possibilities. Buried quietly in the desert. Thrown dead into Mouse’s
Tank in Valley of Fire State Park. Locked into one of Mr. Bugsy’s tunnels.
Shot on a Vegas street like Tupac Shakur. Sold as hamburger. I knew he hadn’t
been kidnapped by Area 51 aliens. Luke was too alien for aliens, though I didn’t
mean to be unkind, particularly at this juncture in his life. Or death. Fed to
the Siegfried-Roy white tigers. Drowned in the pool at the Hard Rock. I’d be
able to tell if the underwater music suddenly went to "Red Roses For a Blue
Lady." But the globe in the Center Bar was inscribed with "One Love,
One World." Nobody there would kill even a sidewinder like Luke.
The letter was delivered by a man driving a
rented (Walt said) black limousine. It was gold-edged—envelope and letter—and
he brought it up the walk on a red velvet cushion. Walt said it was real gold.
He took off his hat when he presented it to me. Walt had to call me to the door.
The man had to place it personally in my hands. Walt tried to tip him, but he
looked scared, protested, including with his hands, and went off down the walk a
lot faster than he’d come. It was addressed to Miss Spam Maps of Vegas in gold
calligraphy, also real according to Walt. The seal over the point of the
envelope was in red. The letter said:
Dear Miss Spam Maps of Vegas:
This is to inform you that your husband, Mr.
Luke Fallon, late of Reno, has met with an unfortunate demise and is your
husband no more.
Please continue in your present line of work
for the good of Las Vegas.
Most sincerely yours,
One of the many devoted admirers of
Miss Spam Maps of Vegas
There was a stamp like the one in the seal
where your name would go in the complimentary close. Walt said it was very old.
Said he bet it went back to Roman times.
Once I settled down somewhat over Luke, Walt
pushed the wedding. But all our friends were divided on where it would be, so
Walt said we’d do it twice. Unlike Luke, Walt
never
did anything halfway.
Once at the oldest wedding chapel, the Wee Kirk O’ the Heather, and once in
the Candlelight. We had four Elvis impersonators, all of them our friends.
Lynn Veach Sadler has a B.A. from Duke, and an M.A. and Ph.D. from the
University of Illinois. Formerly a college president in Vermont, she now runs a
small press. A chapbook, Poet Geography, is forthcoming; and her poems have been
published in or are forthcoming in Asheville Poetry Review, Bay Area Poets
Coalition Anthology, The Abiko Literary Quarterly, The Robert Frost Review,
Amelia, The Sandhills Review, Snakeskin Poetry Webzine, and Whiskey Island
Magazine. Her stories have been published widely and have won the North Carolina
Writers' Network and the Talus and Scree competitions. Her first play, Gnat, won
the New Play Award from the Paul Green Foundation; and received a Paul Green
Multi-Media Award. She recently completed her first musical, Coming Country.