A Tall Canister of Black Eyed
I'm very depressed.
I just realized that I
love my left foot more than I love my right foot. As a result, the two
feet are now fighting, and won't speak to each other.
This has, of course, caused
a number of problems.
I spoke to my therapist,
who told me to stop telling the left foot how much I love it more than
the right. Also, I should take back the car I bought for my left foot,
as this was making my right foot very alienated.
I fired the therapist.
The left foot suggested he was being partial to the right. I concurred.
Ron Morelli was born in
Warren, Michigan . . . a cold and
stark place with many potholes. He graduated from Wayne State University
in 1998 with a BA in Liberal Arts, which after a year of doing nothing,
finally landed him a gig doing research for a publishing company.