Tony
When is it getting decided that we’re assigned to decide was what kind was the bug?
I said, “Sit down!”
“Sit down like you were again, Tony!”
I’m thinking what was our conversation is, and Tony was discussing the recent pictures to aid me for discussing the some of the bugs, and our watch gets to get about on being seven, and everybody’s all noticed: that’s coming with the one more of their announcement that’s by me!
Tony has spotted their phone there was, and said, yes, I prepared my voice?
ME: Good evening, gentlemen! Good evening, gentlemen! We would just like it that everyone here knows that when you’re up the stairs tonight, please, we would be happy if you let us hold the items, because we clearly, we hold that during your hour. Again, please, when you are up the stairs, please, we would be happy if you let us hold the items, because we clearly hold that during your hour. You should let us have your stuff for an hour please – we will definitely be doing it! Remember, it’s an hour, please! Also, please, for when it’s when you are travelling with the small kids, please, we ask you, please, make sure, be with them! Please, when you’re with the small kids, please, we please ask you please to please make sure to please be with them. Please, this is not only because of your safety, but it’s for the safety of them, and it’s also because of the safety of others. Please, this is not only because of your safety, but it’s for the safety of them, and it’s also because of the safety of others, please. So, thank you! Thank you for coming here, and as always, please, have that great night! Thank you! Thank you! Evening!
“Tony,” I said, “Was I reading?”
“What really was it?”
Tony asks, “What did you read, it’s something?”
“You’re forgetting?”
ME: Hello, gentlemen, again, hello! Also, please, gentlemen, please, gentlemen, we’re asking if please that you do not put yourselves into anything that we have when you aren’t in the rooms we have, please. Please, we do this because we have rooms please for this. Again, please, we do this please because we have rooms for this, please. So, gentlemen, thank you! Gentlemen, thank you. Evening!
From that, Tony’s excellent boyfriend took me to there and we saw we possessed bugs so that we would look at taking our choices out of them, and I was asking loudly increasingly, “Is this brown?”
“Is this brown?”
“This is brown?”
“Is this brown?”
“Brown?”
“Brown?”
“This is brown?”
“Is this brown?”
We were discovering there were blacks and the whites too and we had discovered blacks and whites and the discoveries of the blondes, but Linda’s at least not found anything.
“Linda,” I said, “Linda, I have questions: Linda, do you know where Tony walked?”
I said, “Linda, do I have to ask? Tony?”
“Linda?”
“Linda!”
“That’s you, Linda?” I said.
LINDA: Yes?
I said, “Linda, what’s your face?”
Yesterday Linda frequently looked like it was Linda!
Today’s was the first time I had got the chances up until when I often looked at her face right now, and she hid under a hand!
I said, “Linda, there’s a gentleman, he wants things, yeah, should I do it?”
I said, “Hi!”
“Hello!”
“Did you find everything?”
“These? Your things?”
“They’re your things, they’re your things?”
I’m not bothered and I’m not looking like I like to have walked into him and I don’t know if anyone does anything here and what it still is?
I’m not looking like I like to have walked around!
“These? They’re your things? These? They’re your things?”
What is it when the men are always that blind like it’s when they’re blinder and there are families of gentlemen with their things and there are gentlemen and families and the things and I retrieved their things?
I am not looking like that!
I don’t!
The gentleman said, “When am I?”
He said, “How soon am I?”
Why I motioned Tony’s boyfriend for taking my situation was towards what Tony’s boyfriend used to handle with us; I almost watched this man once again but except that was when he was going and we got success, and I looked at Linda.
“Oh, Linda,” I said, “Your face isn’t okay!”
Tony hugged him and said, “Since when can’t we get off Linda’s face?”
Tony said, “Hasn’t this sort of looked like she’s always hiding?”
“Tony!” I said.
I said, “Tony’s back?”
“Look!” I said, “Is it Tony?”
“Tony!”
Tony said, “Are you working?”
“Brown?”
“This is brown?”
“Is this brown?”
“Is that brown?”
“Is this brown?”
“That’s brown?”
“Is that brown?”
“Brown?”
“Is this brown?”
LINDA: Good evening, gentlemen! Good evening, gentlemen! We would just like it that everyone here knows that when you’re up the stairs tonight, please, we would be happy if you let us hold the items, because we clearly do hold that during your hour. Again, please, when you are up the stairs, please, we would be happy if you let us hold the items, because we clearly do hold that during your hour. Remember, it’s an hour, please! Also, please, for when it’s when you are travelling with the small kids, please, we ask you, please, make sure, be with them! Please, when you’re with the small kids, please, we please ask you please to please make sure to please be with them. Please, this is not only because of your safety, but it’s for the safety of them, and it’s also because of the safety of others. Please, this is not only because of your safety, but it’s for the safety of them, and it’s also because of the safety of others, please. Also, please, gentlemen, please, gentlemen, we’re asking if please that you do not put yourselves into anything that we have when you aren’t in the rooms we have, please. Please, we do this because we have rooms please for this. Again, please, we do this please because we have rooms for this, please. So, thank you! Thank you for coming here, and as always, please, have that great night! Thank you! Thank you! Evening!
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Élan Lafontaine is 22 and he lives in San Francisco. Élan was in Ithaca, NY for two years, went to college in Schenectady, NY for two years, and was raised in Rochester. Élan’s writing will appear at NOON in 2012.