She drives past the house a third time. She wants to be a natural. The blinds are closing. Maybe that’s enough for today.
The rumor starts out with flamingos. The zoo is nearby, and since their clipped wings grow back, it’s commonplace for them to flee and get away with it.
But it turns out a macaw had slunk out of his cage and latched onto a Westfalia’s bumper, freshly aslop