The First
The drunken old street-wreck had been treading on exceedingly thin ice lately. (Not such a stretch on this portion of the equator in fact, where there were numerous rinks and sculptural fantasias of various kinds.) Emboldened recently, the man had been stopping at the tables to chat with the regular punters, the diners and tea-sippers. Children strongly drew Rep, extended families, proper scarves & whatnot. Most endured the man’s blather patiently and well enough; kindly and allowing many. But of course there was always a fine line, inevitably. In the morning he had approached the table while Mr. Ee, the old agarwood trader, had sat for a while. God damn it! one thing. God damn it! something else. Watching from the side the burly prata-maker had come out from his hot-plate, snarling and ready to pounce. In this case the Wreck had quickly calmed down and in fact made himself useful. Discovering Mr. Ee was over for a pack of the untaxed, he was just the man to oblige, ready and willing. What was the preference? Name your brand. Indo Garam. Marlboro Red. What?… Twenty minutes later there it was, duly delivered. ($7, one added for services rendered. Mr. Ee had established that from the start.) For the evening however the man had picked the wrong table. No nose at all for the matter. Elderly stout scarves, pious and proper, sitting in council; they were unwilling to tolerate any unmannerly intrusion. One saw from three rows back the temperature rapidly rising. God damn it! God damn it! Wheeling away from the table and rounding back the Wreck, flaying his arms; flapping. All was not well and far from it. Coming down to unburden it was clear the complaints had wounded the man; badly and cruelly wounded. Spittle flying in his delivery. (What was noticed now too in the evening was the dye. A recent application, given during the course of the day.) God damn it! Damn it! They call me stupid!…Am I stupid?…Wheeling and spluttering; tottering while somehow keeping his feet. Flaying windmill arms; chicken wings flapping. It was best to remove the cup from the line of fire. The spectacle this time outside the eatery drew Zahruddin, the goodly manager at Al Wadi. An understanding, fair man Rudd, with whom the Reprobate had had trouble before. Told to move off. The pair jousting, holding their respective ground. It made an unfortunate spectacle. At the pleading sign from the side Zahruddin graciously withdrew. He was stupid was he, the Wreck? Is that what everyone thought, then?… Well, granted he had only his O Level, maybe that was stupid. (In classrooms school-teachers often confronted such doldrums from confused teens.) Cripes man! No. No. Not stupid. That was unfair and uncalled for. No-one had a right to that language. (Many roundabout on Geylang Road of course fell far short of even the O Level, as the Wreck knew well enough. In the meritocratic Republic the distinctions ran through the community with military order.) Dribbles by this stage. Tears what was more, full and flowing. Unrestrained tears from a man in what, his early-sixties. Chap had begun stealing from his father in early teens, the Reprobate had confessed some months before. And progressed from there. Twenty-something times in the lock-up; errors freely owned and duly paid. This Reprobate had never accepted a teh, nor requested alms. Once he had offered the present of a broken winged angel he had been given by someone or other. When the Reprobate had discovered the significance of the figure, he immediately threw the piece into the gutter, where it shattered into pieces. I’m a Muslim, God damn it!.. And the fellow did hold to that with some firmness. All men searched for god, the Wreck had offered the private insight some months earlier. Whatever their profession, whatever their rank or standing, that was the chief endeavour of man. So memorably did pronounce the Wreck of this Geylang street on one particular occasion; a chap who ranged from the Haig Market down to Changi corner and not much further. Two hundred meter ambit. (That morning he had crossed to the larger Malay market for the fags. Where though might he have obtained the hair colour was a wonder.) Saturday night spluttering at the table, leaning close, listing. The tears issuing from the turned eye pitiful to behold. The right socket seemed to have the depth of an inexhaustible well. (Street fight you had to conclude, what else?) Difficult to settle. Hearing himself quoted on the matter of human yearning might have registered and helped in the present case. Helped pacify. Some slow, slow simmering. The storm slowly subsided. In the finish there was safe journey wished the mat salleh traveler, this white guy who had become a fixture in the quarter and soon needed to leave. Among the others of that community that had been accidentally found in that back corner of the city-state, the Reprobate too would be sorely missed.
Geylang Serai, Singapore
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The Second
Sometimes it does happen you cannot tell a story. If it prompts strongly enough for outline or drafting, afterward it must be put aside, kept for some future, unknown eventuality. Filed away. Sensitivities of various sorts might be involved, usually identification of personalities, delicate or dangerous subjects. Sometimes the material was simply too blunt and direct, too strongly declarative.
In this case the matter presented flatly and rather awkwardly; head-on.
A cat feeder in the acquaintance was found at her usual corner, on the grass in the midst of her litter. Pigeons, crows, mynahs & sparrows hovering roundabout.
Against the legal order, this lady surreptitiously continued to feed the birds as well as cats, usually early in the morning before dawn. After so many weeks the fowls recognised her and flocked whenever she appeared. They would even wait outside her door mornings and evenings at her usual times.
Approaching 7pm. Lady providing for her outdoor lot. The fact the birds might be stealing some of the feed behind her back was nothing to do with her, Mr Policeman.
Crouched on the approach and fixed in her purpose.
Coming closer across the road, the handsome B/W tab between her feet was sighted.
Stout & thick-bodied, rather like herself, the animal was relishing the choice feed this lady gave both her indoor favourites, and also this the near segment of her outdoor. (Expensive Belgian product saved in the long run with vet fees & related.)
Greedily the beauty here—and it was indeed a beauty—tupped at her stainless, azure bowl. Feeder close behind caressing with both hands along its flanks.
Stroking rhythmically she was, the lady, with some rapidity. Firmly and with grip. This was no mere patting of the coat.
Coming from a squatting culture, the thickset old Feeder easily maintained her posture, concentrated carefully above the figure before her.
In that pose the lady’s panties might have been clearly visible, did one direct the gaze in that region.
Standing little over a metre off in the gutter watching, the lady failed to discern the onlooker’s presence.
Fixed and closely focused the while.
We did have there a decidedly tricky/sticky circumstance.
The observer might creep off perhaps. Perhaps the lady would entirely fail to notice. Even if she did, the marking of the retreat might not come until after the cat had finished with its lusty feeding.
Otherwise, one could venture a cheery Hallo and negotiate the further in some fashion.
Stroking and stroking. The ritual prayers within the niche at the Hindu temples oddly came to mind.
Beautiful form this puss; not unlike the lingam. Rich, healthy colour; handsome proportions.
Ordinarily it might not have allowed such close attendance upon itself.
Haig Road, Singapore
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The Third
For Big Issue Greg pretty much the most that could be done was note the particulars the man had somehow been prompted to divulge in the entrance of the café, standing a few feet away from the table. Two of his uncles had been murdered. One, if it was gotten right, after raping and possibly killing an eighty year old woman. (Certainly a near family member had perpetrated the rape.) Greg himself was adopted and beaten by his step-father. There had been some other horror too touching the father that had slipped. Edged in somehow afterward, Greg suggested he had been lucky. It was a kind of correction that was inserted in order not to give the listener a false impression. Greg had played lead in a number of bands and was no slouch on the drums either. An encounter once with Ross Wilson of Daddy Cool had been memorable. To a shout-out of Greg’s at a sighting somewhere, Ross had given warm thumbs-up—imitated for us by the keen fan, Big Issue Greg. Yesterday the man had taken a seat after initially only intending to stop in order to ask the other Greg whether he had got it right some days before, that the latter had once roadied for Skyhooks. Indeed, ‘twas the case, confirmed by the other, the plumber Greg. Skyhooks was a bigger band than even Daddy Cool. The pair of Gregs was the same age and shared the musical heritage of the era. Over the café speakers some kind of tune had come on–by Heat or Heat Something. (It wasn’t Canned Heat.) A number that was favoured more by roadie/plumber Greg than the other. Tall, lanky Big Issue Greg was left a trifle cool there. Listen to the backing, the enthusiastic Greg suggested. Something like soothing ocean waves for chillin, seemed to be the point. Skyhooks Roadie Greg the plumber hailed from Mordie; the other Greg Altona. Opposite sides of the bay and the lads finding themselves at the geographic midpoint in St Kilda, joined by music. So far as riding the ocean and those particular musical waves went, that had been plumber Greg; not the other. Like one or two other street people, lanky Big Issue Greg with the horrors in the family usually only came into Truffles for the conveniences. Pan Jarik the host was a good sort, raising no objection. It was one of the reasons the café was so congenial. Tall, lanky Greg sold the Big Issue mags in the passage by the pharmacy, where plumber Greg mornings picked up his done. They were both local fixtures, adopted pretty nicely by many of the denizens. The former had come from a settled, orderly home environment; horror came later for that Greg with his gal Gaye’s kidney failure. Big Issue Greg maintained he had never done anything more than weed, and just then the other didn’t have a mind to divulge anything further his side.
St. Kilda, Melbourne
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Pavle Radonic is an Australian writer of Montenegrin heritage who has spent nine years living in SE Asia. Recently his work has appeared in Impermanent Earth, Literary Veganism, Sunflowers at Midnight & Panoply.