(Translated from Japanese, Zuihitsu means “following the brush.”)
1. My cat’s eyes follow the brush. She feels left out, wishing her tongue were as wide and deep as the bristles I pull across my scalp, and that she could make it reach the length of her furry back, her inky bottle-brush tail. She yelps a reproach and blinks an entreaty. She promises to strengthen my bones with her purr should I yield to her request. [For more information about trading favors with a cat, see #2. For more information about cat-human relations, see #3. To debunk a senior spouse’s tale/urban folklore/common misunderstanding about cats, see #4. Not interested in cats? For more information on the relationship between pleasure and happiness, see #5. To skip to the bottom line, see #6.]
2. I know that such exchanges are transformative, add value, are greater than the sum of their parts; I have taken economics, she has not. She is limited to being transactional, but she is not unreasonable, not the least unfair. By succumbing I will not make a monster of her, nor of myself, no one will be taken advantage of, we will both become enhanced even if she does not learn how or why, which she will not. [For more information about cat-human relations, see #3. To debunk a senior spouse’s tale/urban folklore/common misunderstanding about cats, see #4. For more information on the relationship between pleasure and happiness, see #5. To skip to the bottom line, see #6.]
3. We have common ancestors but evolved into different kinds of beings; these very differences help us to coöperate, and not to compete. Her purr makes her own bones stronger too, and yet she cannot do it alone. We are symbiotic, not to say codependent. Perhaps we are interdependent, almost like a new and higher form of life, our own hybrid. [To debunk a senior spouse’s tale/urban folklore/common misunderstanding about cats, see #4. For less cats and more information on the relationship between pleasure and happiness, see #5. To skip to the bottom line, see #6.]
4. It is often said if a cat’s human companion were to die and leave the cat unfed, the cat would feed on the human corpse. However, I follow true crime, and that is not the case. I am not surprised, if for no other reason because I know that because cats like fresh prey they killed themselves. If I were starving I wouldn’t kill my cat for food, nor have I heard of a cat killing a human for food, unlike so many other predatory animals. [For relatively uplifting information on the relationship between pleasure and happiness, see #5. To skip to the bottom line, see #6.]
5. The condition of happiness is flow. Flow is a pleasure, but not all pleasure is flow. Flow is predictable in its quality, but the tangible output of flow, its products, if you will, are necessarily mysterious. [If you feel satisfied by this ending, stop here. If you are confused about the difference between what I have written and the world in which we operate, read on to #6.]
6. Capitalism measures quality in exclusively quantitative terms, a paradox that is paradoxically unmysterious, even anti-mysterious, an oxmoronic paradox within a paradox wherein every spreadsheet adds up to 0. [If this is disturbing or annoying, read or re-read #5.]