Martin Perez ~ Pareidolia (Par-i-DOH-lee‑a)

My father’s heavy boot crunched down onto the cheap, plas­tic hood of the RC police car, shat­ter­ing the red and blue lights, splin­ter­ing the black and white body, and col­laps­ing the top, send­ing it inward like a tiny white dwarf star, implod­ing, vibrat­ing, and all seemed lost in my hap­py, young Christmas evening of make believe cops-and-rob­bers, where bad guys were cap­tured and thrown in the back seat, and in a moment every sin­gle thing about my father’s hero­ic nature, with his big, black, vel­vety cow­boy hat, embroi­dered leather boots with gold­en tips, and encased-in-amber scor­pi­on bolo ties, his glint­ing gold tooth, his kid-like smile, and loud laugh­ter, his pun­gent brut or snap­py English leather colognes and his clean shaven face, flanked by two thick side­burns and much too bushy, bushy, bushy, bushy, bushy mus­tache, van­ished, replaced by my sad­ness, my regret and my fear. He was drunk. Unapologetically so. He was a cheater, I came to even­tu­al­ly learn. He was a liar; I found out much lat­er. He was unfair to my sis­ter and moth­er, for my ben­e­fit as his sacred cow, excus­ing every indul­gence of mis­chief, every flaw of char­ac­ter, every fail­ing as an ado­les­cent. In only sec­onds, what­ev­er grace I had expe­ri­enced unfair­ly or not as his only son, lay razed by Stetsons. It was enough, almost, to send me spi­ral­ing away from want­i­ng to be any kind of Mexican, and while it wasn’t until I was in my ear­ly twen­ties that I active­ly ran away from my cul­ture, desir­ing only American roman­tic part­ners because Mexican women were dirty, eat­ing only gringo food like grilled cheese and omelets because my Mother cook­ing papas y car­ni­tas, or bologna on the stove top where the red ring charrs, was old fash­ioned, and I wore prep­py clothes because then and only then could I blend in and nobody would be the wis­er – it was Mar-tin, not Mart-een.

And what I wouldn’t have given.

What I wouldn’t have giv­en to stop myself from the embar­rass­ment of walk­ing away from my her­itage, as inef­fec­tive as it was. What I wouldn’t have giv­en to let my father know that while it looked like I blamed him for walk­ing away due to his flaws as a role mod­el, I left because I was imma­ture and searched for iden­ti­ty, even though it was intrin­si­cal­ly, inex­orably a part of me. What I wouldn’t have giv­en to have more than just a two day reprieve in my father’s con­di­tion forty-six years lat­er, when he woke up just after I received a call from my sis­ter to “say good­byes,” because Dad had gone to sleep and hadn’t awok­en in two days and the hos­pice nurse who checked in on him was sure he’d become sep­tic from a three-year Parkinson’s bat­tle and she was sur­prised he hadn’t passed soon­er anyway.

But dad woke up again, for a few days at least, and returned to his demand­ing ways. He demand­ed his ice cream be served in three bolas, and his chili soup hot, and his cof­fee, reheat­ed four times with the right amount of cocoa and milk, not the wrong amount, men­so. Dad woke up and was every bit as fiery, mis­guid­ed, and judg­men­tal as he always was, and even though he told all of us he wasn’t ready to go, he hadn’t died yet, we knew he was, we knew he would.

And what I wouldn’t have giv­en to take it all back.

And what I wouldn’t have giv­en to not care about Dad smash­ing my police car, not because it would erase every­thing that hap­pened after, like hav­ing to come out­side at a brisk one o’clock in the morn­ing to coerce him into com­ing back inside while he guz­zled the last few beers from bar hop­ping, or his affair that pro­duced a love child with a woman Mom hat­ed, but whom he still men­tioned as una mujer her­mosa on his deathbed, but because then I might be able to craft mean­ing about our rela­tion­ship from dif­fer­ent fab­ric, dif­fer­ent tex­tures, like peo­ple who look at a tor­tilla and see Jesus, or a build­ing and see someone’s face–a more com­fort­ing parei­do­lia. Instead, I can only reflect on the inci­dents of the past by peer­ing into a View Master at yel­low­ing slides of mem­o­ry, and piece togeth­er ideas of what I think we had out of bro­ken car parts he even­tu­al­ly replaced with a crud­dy, nine­teen-dol­lar, sil­ver remote con­trol car from the Parade Magazine a year later.

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Martin Perez is a Mexican-American MFA stu­dent at Vermont College of Fine Arts and a pre­vi­ous Writing Fellow at St. Mary’s College of California’s MFA pro­gram, focused on cre­ative non­fic­tion. He has a BA in cre­ative writ­ing from the University of Arizona and grad­u­at­ed sum­ma cum laude. He cur­rent­ly lives in Tucson, Arizona.