Tim Lantz

I Up Car

“Go where?” “Five Color City.” “You are
which coun­try per­son?” “Beautiful country
per­son.” I bright white him rea­son for I know
direc­tion up down lan­guage. Manage

machine says, “You come here many
few years?” “Two years half.” “How
form?” “Not wrong. I like hap­py eat
meal.” “Is not is?” “Is.” “You special
dis­tin­guish like hap­py eat what east west?”

“All all right. You?” “I also am.”
Arrive. I down car.

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Tim Lantz teach­es English in Dalian, China. His web­site is timlantz.com.